💙💙Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus: 💙💙

False in one thing, false in everything.

In HYPER VERITAS

 

Lately I had a lot of social media activity which was taken away from me, as some baby boys could not take it, as too much truth eventually f*** up the Hollywood scripts they would like to sell to American people and the rest of the world of how great their endeavours are. 

One of such actors was Jason Bourne and Tallented Mr. Ripley. While we loved his previous roles, this years in Water.org does not fit his character, as the comedies he is trying to sell with that WATER.ORG "blockbuster" script about SAFE WATER do not go well in the real world. 

Matt is constantly using a term called Safe Water, which is simmilar as to propagating the used  and broken condom for safe sex. Matt has some problems that he probably aquired during his highschool or later during filming Good will Hunting where he had a chance to learn some scientific formulas, which highly influenced his understanding of reality. He forgot basics of math where 0=0 and changed it for some other fairy tale which helps him sell his story about women and water. 

He has since then forgot that terminology should be exact and not exaggerated or  terms used to describe bullshit, especially a dirty water he is selling should not be named Safe.

We would like to take this great opportunity to explain to Matt the New York definition of Safety. It goes well, with American understanding. Matt just needs a little bit of a lot more, to get it. We know how hard it must be to be trapped in the illusion of safety as that was well described and depicted by Chuck Palahniuk in Fight Club, where Tyler Durden flies the plane

 

 

( New York water sample)

Matt we really wish you to get better and become sane again, as that would be a great first step towards the recovery and improving the cognitive impairment you must have suffered due to increased ingestion of microplastics and other contaminants inside American water.

We recommend a logoped that will help you with stuttering with that  SAFE term and secondly we are welcoming you to start learning what SAFE WATER is. 

 

Until some #Hyper wisdom hits, we wish you enormous amount of followers and good monetization of your delusions. It apparently works well in USA, where you can practically sell all sorts of bullshit. 

As we like to say: .

Enjoy your safe circus Matt. 

 

I really liked watching your movies, until you started doing the Water comedy. 

 

Written by yours trully, 

 

Žiga Našič